Friday, May 8, 2009
Looking for Mr. Goodvote
The listing can be found on Craigslist under miscellaneous romance.
The heading reads, “Single — Good listener — Looking for self-actualisation”
“Hi, I'm single. And I'm a transferable vote.
“I'm modern, fair, responsive and accountable. I'm a good listener.
“You can look at pictures of me here: www.stv.ca
“I'm looking for someone who can make me feel real. Right now, I often feel like I'm only an idea. If you believe in me, and support me, I know I can come alive and make a difference in your life.
“I'm new to Canada, but I'm friendly and I'm hoping I'll fit in here. I've made many friends in Australia, Ireland, Malta, Scotland, New Zealand, Cambridge & Minneapolis.
“Your current partner probably doesn't listen to you or respond to your needs. But I will. I'll listen, I'll give you choices, and you'll get what you want.
“Let's meet up. How about Tuesday May 12th?”
I dunno. I hear from others that you’re complicated. High maintenance. Hard to understand. Obsessed with your Weighted Inclusive Gregory method. I also hear you’ve got a Droop quota! Finally, I’ve got to wonder. Is STV communicable?